My tongue has blisters all over the side, where it came into contact with a mouth guard a dentist told me to wear while I slept because I was grinding my teeth. My tongue has hurt for four days now. I think if I knew it was going to continue for the rest of my life I'd commit suicide.
When I showed the blisters to the dentist, she told me to take Benedryl, and now I am sleepy all of the time. I have become even more sleepy than I normally am. Even when I wake up, I can't concentrate on anything for more than two minutes before I
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I just read your first month as a blogger.
You've come a long way.
You didn't have any comments that first month.
Did you really bum JD a cigarette? You were close to greatness there. I'm jealous. The closest I've come is the time when I was slinging espresso and Steve Buscemi came in and looked at me and said, "Where's the bathroom?"
Incidentally, you know how they say the camera adds ten pounds? Well, it removes ten pounds from that poor gaunt bastard.
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