Friday, July 16, 2004

Things Scott could have done in New York in addition to eating at McDonald's:
 
1.  See a movie that's also playing at the Harbor Center.
2.  Look into a mirror.
3.  Exercise.
4.  Talk to his brother.
5.  Clean his glasses.
6.  Buy The Capital.
7.  Pet a puppy.
8.  Go to sleep.
9.  Masturbate in a bathroom stall.
10.  Obsessively button and unbutton his pants.

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