Here's to Scott, who cannot tell a lie and didn't have to chop down a cherry tree to prove it; to Scott, who is a model of a struggling artist; to Scott, whose mere existence gives me pleasure. I hereby dedicate to you the meatless supreme pizza I am heating up. Now please, blog already. I've been going to sadpanda several times a day in hopes of seing another post, however small it may be. I am even glad to see your new comment (which is awesome, as usual). Please think of me, and all your fans.

And now I've got a pizza to attend to.