Why do I like cheese so goddam much? Why does my mouth water whenever I see cheese? When I wanted to go vegan, why could I give up milk and eggs, but not cheese? Am I addicted? Is that it? I'd rather not live than be a slave to cheese! I will not give up my fight. I will become free! Unless . . . perhaps I'm being too rash. Perhaps it's not that bad to be a slave to cheese. Maybe I should just bow down to my master and serve him better.