Music? Music music! Fucking music! Why don't I listen to any good music? Good Christ, what music? There is no "music"! Who ever even thought there was music? Who comes up with this shit? Do people really get paid for this? How does anyone stay alive going around telling people such tremendous lies as "there's this thing called 'music'?" No one's so stupid as to believe them, and there's gotta be a least one guy big enough to beat up the lying bastard! There are songs, I guess. I've heard plenty of songs. Then sometimes the CD skips and I wonder if it's intentional, because it might as well be part of the song. So songs, yes. I've made songs before. I make them all the time. But music? That's ridiculous! The very idea is ridiculous! We all need to get over ourselves real quick, because we're dying soon and it's not a good thing to rejoin the All Soul with the idea that we create music. I've tried it before. That's why I'm still here. Next time I'll know there is no music, and I'll have a better shot at oblivion. Are you listening to me? Somehow I doubt you're listening to me. You're probably listening to songs right now and thinking it's music, aren't you? I see you! You have headphones on! They're not so small that I can't see them! Well, take them off! I'd say music is dead, but that's a logical impossibility, seeing as the concept of "music" ever having even existed, let alone lived, is absurd. Go find another web page to read. This is no longer a modern rock blog.