I'm still surprised when I remember I'm a secretary. I must have had a powerful subconsious horror at this fact, because I knew it in October when I first got the job, and then I pretty much forgot it until Spring came and my mind woke up like it does every year. It really feels like my self-reflection was looking the other way for about five months, overwhelmed with disgust when it saw that I was a secretary. I imagine it in a dark chamber, with a nice easy chair, a bathrobe and fuzzy slippers (my self-reflection is chill), sitting in front of a stone fireplace all day reading ewspapers about Greg. It reads the newspaper about Greg's relationship with his friends, The Bantering Tribune. "Hmm, Greg seems to be kind of an asshole to the few friends he manages to keep in touch with . . . I'll let him know about this sometime in April." It flips through the Housing Journal, which disusses Greg's sense of his environment, and shakes it's head. "Tsk, tsk, still bumbling around; will that Greg ever learn?" Then it turns to the Occupational Times, about Greg's working life; a few paragraphs in to the first article, it goes white. "My God, Greg's a . . . no, this is too horrible. I can't look any more! Why is he doing this to himself?" It doesn't read that one for several months, until it has steeled itself, and has a warm cup of chai and some painkillers ready. And here's what it sees:

It's my duty to prepare the outgoing mail every week (to the Board of Directors, the Regional Chairs, and our staff in regional offices), to answer the main office phone and direct the calls to the right people, to track dues payments in the Northeast Region locals, and to do general office work--stuffing envelopes, proofreading or writing letters, preparing agendas for the professional staff's meetings, that sort of thing. I sit at the desk where I'm writing this for about seven hours a day, with breaks for the drive to the post office and my lunch hour (actually hour and fifteen minutes, because my office has its own union and we have really cozy benefits). I use most of my energy thinking about my latest obsession. Anthropology? No, that was this time last year. World history? Sort of ended before it began, but maybe some other time. Writing? No such luck. No, my current obsession is comic books. For two months I've been doing almost nothing else with my time than reading comic books, comic books reviews, comic books histories, and so on. Why? Fucked if I know. It's fun.

So my self-reflection is starting to send me some memos every so often now, in re: employment and interests. They're very respectful memos, and the language can be a little dense and obscure at times (my self-reflection is in a phase where it writes in the language of the eighteenth century), but the message is clear enough: I'm going to die at some point, and I might want to do something with my time first.