Tuesday, September 05, 2006

WATCH OUT, SCOOTER

Tonight a man came up to the desk, stood in my peripheral vision and called out, "engarde". From his voice and a brief glance, I knew it was him, so I ducked behind the desk and grabbed a pair of scissors. He disarmed me by saying, "hey, none of that, now." I stood up. Blake greeted me with a firm handshake one-arm embrace combo, and said, "you stole my job."

He was wearing a thin, grey wool two-piece suit, with a tucked-in shirt and leather shoes, all well fitted. He's growing a beard, which has come in thinly but fully, and is closely groomed. His hair was controlled, parted in the middle, of medium length. He has glasses with light-colored frames. He is small, trim, and erect. He comes off as a handsome young scholar, which I suppose he is. He's just moved in with a girl named Chelsea who graduated last year, and whom I know only from my precept on Willa Cather. She's about his size, also blonde, thoughtful and sharp; she stayed rather quiet in class, and seemed like an interesting personality.

Blake invited me to a dinner he was planning for all the members of our class who were still around, and we exchanged phone numbers. Upon his request, I gave him Scott's phone number as well. Then he described how he got mugged back in March, ending with the words, "I've been thinking about it a lot. Next time I'm going to tackle the guy, even with the heavy back pack, and then kick his ass." After that, he showed me how to use a credit card to pick a lock. As he was leaving, he saw an LP of Kind of Blue and asked me to check it out t0 him. "Put on a little music as I put some moves on my lady," he said, walking away.

1 comment:

Scott said...

Why the hell was he wearing a suit?
Is he cosplaying? Either way, I'll be on the lookout for telephone calls from unusually handsome and violent men.