Did you know that I'm not particularly liberal? Turns out I'm center-left. The Socialist Party, they're liberal.

Furthermore, did you know the word "liberal" used to be applied to capitalists, the "new men" in the late 19th century who figured out how to make a lot of money out of nothing? Marx used the word to refer to capitalists.

I'm also not progressive, apparantly, because, according to neo-cons, the end result of the Democrats' policies would be a fixed, permament, unchanging social state. It would just stop after a while.

Go figure.